Investigation: Santa's Mysterious 5G Connection
Santa is at it again! Now using 5G Cell Towers to BRAINWASH us. The electricity from these cell towers has been deemed highly dangerous by many, but SantaTruth's investigation revealed more terrible details.
- 5G is made in China. Santa also has a connection to China. Santa has had a major hand in the production of 5G, and he wants it perfect...for him.
- Our team of investigators, lead by John Grellysh, dug into 5G's problems with an investigation.
The facts from our investigation:
- The energy from the 5G towers flows into your body and messes with your brain.
- Recently, a 5G tower was put up and Coronavirus broke out close by shortly after.
- Santa created and has spread the Coronavirus in efforts to take over the world.
- 5G is just part of Santa's plan.
- Santa recently started giving out phones to youngsters at Christmas in efforts to brainwash their minds! (As seen in a little known clipping below!)
- Santa is using 5G towers to connect new propaganda and data to phones!
- The energy in the 5G waves flows through the body and destroys the mind.
- Eventually, the 5G waves will convince people's minds that Communism is the answer and Santa is a great hero.
- Fourthly, Santa is using 5G for mass surveillance, to see who is "naughty" and who is "nice", and, of course, we all know what that means when it comes to Communists.
Recap
- Santa is using 5G to spread Coronavirus.
- Santa is using 5G to add new propaganda to phones and other devices.
- Santa is using 5G waves to mess with people's brains.
- Santa is using 5G for mass surveillance.
Santa is using 5G for his EVIL PLOY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Our team of investigators also put together a full list of how you can prevent 5G and #StopSanta:
- Insirt a layer of tinfoil inbetween the layers of a windbreaker and wear the windbreaker wherever you go and at night.
- Find a hat that fits snugly around your head, line the inside with tinfoil, and wear wherever you go.
- Wear real, sun, or dummy (with plain glass) glasses everywhere to prevent waves from reaching your eyes.
- Insirt a layer of tinfoil into a quilt so you will be completely covered at night.
- Layer your outside walls on the inside with tinfoil and then with drywall to prevent radiation.
- Buy heavy curtains with a metalic compound for your windows and close the curtains at night.
- Make sure to insirt a layer of tinfoil inbetween the layers of your mask while Coronavirus is a risk!
- Keep your phone disconnected and buy limited data plans to prevent mass surveillance.
- Create a tinfoil case for your phone whenever the phone is not in use. Shut down your phone at night and put it into the tinfoil case. Do likewise with all of your other devices.
- Buy a battery-powered alarm clock instead of using a phone.
- Use a print calendar to schedule events and notepads to write down tasks.
- Install a landline phone and use instead of a cellphone whenever possible.
- Order news magazines and newspapers instead of using a phone or other device for news.
- Don't give your children any type of electronic device until they realize Santa is real and out to get them! Even if they can repeat so, still take great caution. Many are easily brainwashed. We recommend no electronic devices until age 14 at least.
- Use an ad blocking extention.
- Disconnect from the internet whenever you are not using it.
- Beware of what you see online! Reference back to SantaTruth for the TRUTH!
- Take these cautions seriously. They could save your life.
#StopSanta
