Santa, 5g, and the Apocalypse
The facts:
- 5g is made by China, a communist nation
- Santa is a communist
- People have been concerned about 5g being used for spying, and even mind control
- Santa "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when your awake"
- Santa often gives fancy new 5g-equipped phones as "gifts"
- Could 5g be yet another evil Santa plot?
- Some people have said that 5g could be used by the coming Antichrist to assert control over the world.
- Could Santa be collaborating with the Antichrist?
- Could the "Mark of the Beast" be a Santa hat that everybody will be required to wear?
- Could the woman on the cow be a metaphor for Santa's sleigh being pulled by reindeer?
