Santa's Sinister Connection to Chemtrails
Some Santa-influenced deep-state propaganda artists will argue that the cloud-like trails from airplanes are just water vapor. But can you trust these Santa-worshipers? 🛐🎅 This will make you think 🤔.
- We do not know what is really in chemtrails. 🧪 Santa controls the airplane ✈ industry, so he likely uses chemtrails to brainwash people, one of his favorite activities.
- Some reports have indicated that chemtrails are used for mindcontrol, DNA tracking, 🧬🔍 or even birth control. Could this be part of Santa's plot to establish a New World Order?
- Santa claims that his sleigh travels around the world pulled by "flying" reindeer. As we all know, normal reindeer do not fly, so either the reindeer are different in some way or they have a special aid. We know that Santa uses electro-magnetic plasma 🧲🧭 for navigation and his sleigh is a space-age Soviet rocket, but the reindeer must walk on some surface. Could this surface be chemtrails?
- Could Santa spray chemicals into the sky to solidify the air for a more gentle and easy trip across the world? What affect would these chemicals have on humans? Is Santa also mind-controling with these chemicals? Maybe he's "killing two birds with one stone", as the saying goes, but we are the birds!!
- Do the trails indicate pathways for navigation 🗺 for the reindeer? The reindeer are almost certianly aided by these mysterious formations in the sky.
- Chemtrails can be used for weather 🌦🌬 modification. Santa could possibly be perfecting the weather when he needs to break into your house, but flooding ⛈ out anti-Santa activists with an abudance of rain! (For this reason, SantaTruth cannot reveal the location of its writers or servers--be careful about revealing yours!)
Is it any coincidence propaganda artists say Santa travels around the world by magic? 🧝♂️ Are Chemtrails all part of Santa's "magic"?
We do not know everything about this dangerous connection yet, but here are some tips our research team put together.
- Wear a mask 😷 and goggles 🥽 at all times to prevent the chemicals from getting into your eyes!
- Make sure you've followed our tips for securing your home 🏠, such as covering your walls with foil and blocking up windows.
- Do not drink water 💦🥤 unless it has been filtered.
- Run air purification essential oils 🪔. But buy the essential oils from SantaTruth to make sure they are not Santa-controled!! The extra price is worth it!
Santa has been employing more dangerous ploys around the world now that SantaTruth is revealing the TRUTH!! He is only as strong as our consent! Join the movement to #StopSanta.
